Your whisper is fast and silent. Those are newsreaders.
Funeral services are usually at a chapel on the cemetery grounds or at a church. They are usually very traditional and solemn, though there will occasionally be a "Forest Lawn" type of event, with balloons, rock music and videos of the deceased in life. As we said, the funeral industry is changing. How to Germany.com
I want to be buried while listening to rock music!!! In Germany!!! 

Wow! To die in Germany listening to the rock music... I like this idea))))
And holding the hand of that cute half-anime German....